The Froggy Frogs of Frogish is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by That frog man with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.018 billion Frogishians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frog City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Frogishian economy, worth 730 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Retail, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 181,854 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 860,806 per year while the poor average 22,719, a ratio of 37.9 to 1.

The police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, people are moving into treehouses in record numbers, the Definitely Not Frogs Thats for sure is a protected species, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frogish's national animal is the Definitely Not Frogs Thats for sure, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Frogs.

Frogish is ranked 274,177^th in the world and 402^nd in Astoria for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.47 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.