The Democratic Republic of Fronzedeinstein is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 274 million Fronzedeinsteiners are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 29.4%.

The strong Fronzedeinsteinian economy, worth 17.6 trillion Borels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 64,254 Borels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, and returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fronzedeinstein's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fronzedeinstein is ranked 82,558^th in the world and 212^th in Concord for Highest Food Quality, scoring 26.46 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.