The Holy Empire of Froybia is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.019 billion Froybians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Froybian economy, worth 106 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,424 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Courtrooms can be a little sketchy, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and a surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Froybia's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Froybia is ranked 32,386^th in the world and 17^th in Hive for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 874.45 on the Clooney Contribution Index.