The Democratic Republic of Galarios is a massive, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.652 billion Galariosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galariosian economy, worth 189 trillion Galarin Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 114,445 Galarin Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, Galarios's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galarios's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Galarios is ranked 5,150^th in the world and 7^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 130.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.