The Republic of Galbidah is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zaxon with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.621 billion Galbidahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xenos. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galbidahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,638 trillion Gils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,911 Gils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, and clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galbidah's national animal is the Puck, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Galbidah is ranked 15,976^th in the world and 1,050^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.23 law-abiding acts per hour.