The Federal Republic of Galisoraff is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Arnold Bugsy Spear with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, fear of technology, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.374 billion Galisoraffians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galisoraff City. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Galisoraffian economy, worth 145 trillion Galisoraffin Kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,005 Galisoraffin Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The judicial system legislates morality, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Galisoraffian Liberator", and Galisoraffian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galisoraff's national animal is the The Red Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Church.

Galisoraff is ranked 49,128^th in the world and 68^th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,977.58 on the Gilded Widget Scale.