The Principality of Geiger is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Oppy with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 941 million Geigerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rad E Ation. The average income tax rate is 40.3%.

The Geigerian economy, worth 50.3 trillion curies a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,456 curies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals", and Oppy has just been declared ruler of Geiger in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geiger's national animal is the chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Geiger is ranked 25,049^th in the world and 4^th in Aeyrgia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,433.45 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.