The Second Helletic Republic of Gibraltir is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Oliver Krehbet with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.83 billion Gibraltirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoldinge. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gibraltirian economy, worth 227 trillion Gibraltirian Majaslidzibas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,204 Gibraltirian Majaslidzibas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Religious education is a new government priority, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, and weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gibraltir's national animal is the Gibraltirian Shorthair Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic Church.

Gibraltir is ranked 34,932^nd in the world and 44^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,147.25 on the Gilded Widget Scale.