The Commonwealth of Gimmoeri is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 394 million Gimmoerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Primordia. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Gimmoerian economy, worth 34.7 trillion moloes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,074 moloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, the bum of Leader has been voted the most recognisable in Gimmoeri, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gimmoeri's national animal is the peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gimmoeri is ranked 12,365^th in the world and 1^st in Byzantion for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.