Population | 743 million |
Capital | Bromjunaar |
Currency | Scrip |
Animal | Altai |
The Revolutionary Council of Golgotho is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its national health service, parental licensing program, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 743 million Golgothans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bromjunaar. The average income tax rate is 49.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Golgothan economy, worth 93.5 trillion Scrips a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,784 Scrips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Lending money has become a major liability, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golgotho's national animal is the Altai, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Golgotho is ranked 178,836th in the world and 69th in Greater Dienstad for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 48.12 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Golgotho, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
- : Following new legislation in Golgotho, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
- : Following new legislation in Golgotho, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Golgotho, lending money has become a major liability.
- : Following new legislation in Golgotho, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
- : Golgotho was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Golgotho, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.
- : Following new legislation in Golgotho, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Golgothans.
- : Following new legislation in Golgotho, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in Golgotho, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.