The People's Republic of Goonzy is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 297 million Goonzyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montréal. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Goonzyian economy, worth 21.9 trillion Piasses a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 73,901 Piasses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints. Crime is totally unknown. Goonzy's national animal is the Harfang des neiges, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goonzy is ranked 92,487^th in the world and 52^nd in Atlanticana for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,677.19 on the Gilded Widget Scale.