The Republic of Greece-Cyprus is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 98 million Greece-Cyprusians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong Greece-Cyprusian economy, worth 6.49 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 66,211 Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greece-Cyprus's national animal is the Cyprus Mouflon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greece-Cyprus is ranked 233,572^nd in the world and 104^th in Geopolity for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 175.98 on the Gilded Widget Scale.