The United Socialist States of Greenada is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 930 million Greenadans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xtopi city. The average income tax rate is 17.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Greenadan economy, worth 39.1 trillion Rubbles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,075 Rubbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, Greenadans incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Greenada in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greenada's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greenada is ranked 209,451^st in the world and 20^th in The Socialist Republic for Largest Populations, with 930 million capita.