The Loose-Bolted Innovations of Gublerland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Matthew Gray Gubler with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.525 billion Gubloids enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las Vegas. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Gublerlandian economy, worth 162 trillion Gourds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 106,586 Gourds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gublerland's national animal is the Rumple, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disciples of the Gourd-Lord.

Gublerland is ranked 79,230^th in the world and 16^th in Benigtopia for Safest, scoring 90.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.