The People's Republic of Guhland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Victor Mossington with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.835 billion Guhlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guhport. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guhlandic economy, worth 220 trillion guppies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 120,363 guppies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Solid-gold toilets are Guhlandic prisons' least expensive furnishings, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, most pop videos prominently feature the Guhlandic flag, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guhland's national animal is the crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Guhland is ranked 7,066^th in the world and 15^th in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,257.43 on the Clooney Contribution Index.