The United States of HUElavia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Rafael Amorim dos Santos with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.296 billion HUElavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curumba. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient HUElavian economy, worth a remarkable 8,280 trillion Hueks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 429,119 Hueks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, HUElavians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains. Crime is totally unknown. HUElavia's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

HUElavia is ranked 21,428^th in the world and 274^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 45.75 flags saluted per person per day.