The Kingdom of Haira is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by J P with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.192 billion Hairans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fierja. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hairan economy, worth 372 trillion Hairanien Zierlas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,688 Hairanien Zierlas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, a government program is underway to revitalize Haira's beaches, and commemoration of the Great Concord War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haira's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haira is ranked 62,858^th in the world and 104^th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,097.1 on the Gilded Widget Scale.