The Nord's Country of Haiton is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lucario Dragonborn with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.523 billion Haitonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Igogunhat. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haitonian economy, worth 590 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 130,573 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Dollar treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haiton's national animal is the Polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Respectful Atheism.

Haiton is ranked 4,044^th in the world and 5^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,031.98 on the Clooney Contribution Index.