The Great People's Jamahiriyah of Hajirah is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Brotherly Leader Omar Al-Habaji with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 20.4 billion Hajirans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zoukrani. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hajiran economy, worth a remarkable 3,473 trillion Hajiran Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,290 Hajiran Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hajirah's national animal is the Magpie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hajirah is ranked 7,499^th in the world and 5^th in New Warsaw Pact for Highest Food Quality, scoring 180.1 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.