The Kingdom of Hansopol is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Inti Sumaq with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, vat-grown people, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.318 billion Hansopolians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hansopolis. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hansopolian economy, worth 359 trillion Hansopolian Kins a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,435 Hansopolian Kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hansopol's national animal is the Sulphur-crested cockatoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Inca Religion.

Hansopol is ranked 141,491^st in the world and 22^nd in Selene for Largest Populations, with 3.32 billion capita.