The Dominion of Hapilopper is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by William Mathis with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.897 billion Hapiloppians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hapilopper City. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hapiloppian economy, worth a remarkable 2,323 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 213,187 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths. Crime is totally unknown. Hapilopper's national animal is the long-tailed thrasher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hapilopper is ranked 88,470^th in the world and 18^th in Esportiva for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,895.35 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.