The Happy-Go-Lucky Land of HappyValley0012 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by James Franklin with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.465 billion Staters enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of University Park. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient HappyValleyan economy, worth a remarkable 7,852 trillion lion dineroes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,058 lion dineroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One can wake up in HappyValley0012 and have breakfast in Bigtopia, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, the tightness of border controls in HappyValley0012 leave a little to be desired, and the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HappyValley0012's national animal is the nittany lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HappyValley0012 is ranked 1,149^th in the world and 1^st in Pennsylvania for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 5,131.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.