The Federation of Hartopop is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Theodore Bonnaire with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.858 billion Hartopopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kéntrosörbis. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hartopopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,685 trillion standards a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,639 standards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting the best Hartopopian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and voting is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hartopop's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hartopop is ranked 3,849^th in the world and 1^st in Enowiden for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,094.26 on the Clooney Contribution Index.