The Empire of Haunover is a large, safe nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 98 million Huanovans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Haunoverian economy, worth 4.26 trillion Huanõvs a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,501 Huanõvs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, political dissidents are cut off from essential services, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, and the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haunover's national animal is the Huanovan Prancer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haunover is ranked 88,032^nd in the world and 581^st in Europeia for Safest, scoring 86.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.