The Kingdom of Haydondia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 922 million Haydonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clawhorn City. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Haydondian economy, worth 68.5 trillion Clawhorns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,324 Clawhorns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, skateparks can be found in every city, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haydondia's national animal is the Eagle and Ram, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Haydondia is ranked 223,714^th in the world and 8,380^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 24,527.09 Standard Monetary Units.