The Republic of Heclanctonn is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Texleran Tim with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 2.198 billion Heclanctonnians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Heclanctonn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.5%.

The Heclanctonnian economy, worth 128 trillion Heclans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,461 Heclans, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, Texleran Tim can cry on demand, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and only the brainiest citizens become academics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heclanctonn's national animal is the Raccoon and its national religion is None.

Heclanctonn is ranked 72,368^th in the world and 3,443^rd in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 48,230.36 Standard Monetary Units.