The Federation of Heinzburke is a very large, safe nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 184 million Heinzburkeans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small government prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.1%.

The powerhouse Heinzburkean economy, worth 15.0 trillion Heinzen Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,578 Heinzen Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heinzburke's national animal is the Orca, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Heinzburke is ranked 258,384^th in the world and 191^st in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.