The Kingdom of Hermanians is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 175 million Hermaniansians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 48.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Hermaniansian economy, worth 7.06 trillion hermens a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,329 hermens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, women across the country are tying the knot, and copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hermanians's national animal is the crocodile.

Hermanians is ranked 79,286^th in the world and 100^th in Eurth for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.