The Republic of Heroica is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Consul Lucius Cornelius Sulla Felix with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.634 billion Heroicans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cicero. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Heroican economy, worth a remarkable 6,377 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 294,776 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, Consul Lucius Cornelius Sulla Felix's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heroica's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Heroica is ranked 290,033^rd in the world and 86^th in New Warsaw Pact for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.31 kickbacks per hour.