The Federal Republic of Hevelenia is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.089 billion thanatos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Defense, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of hevelnora. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.9%.

The powerhouse Hevelenian economy, worth 100 trillion veles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 92,709 veles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 263,926 per year while the poor average 25,983, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Nation-building is the new national pastime, private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button, thanatos are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, and the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hevelenia's national animal is the gato, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hevelenia is ranked 67,819^th in the world and 3,768^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.42 law-abiding acts per hour.