The Kingdom of Honchu is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kylie Sudou with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 4.031 billion Hanekiettes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nagokh-Azzam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hanekiettian economy, worth 721 trillion Tunjasks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,108 Tunjasks, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, and under doctor's orders Kylie Sudou is going on a diet and abolishing capital punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Honchu's national animal is the Zedonk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Rice Powder.

Honchu is ranked 7,322^nd in the world and 214^th in NationStates for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 96,718.51 Standard Monetary Units.