The Empire of Horalion is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Horalion SalAdari with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 12.493 billion Horalions have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auchendune. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Horalion economy, worth a remarkable 1,173 trillion Kuwaiti Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,939 Kuwaiti Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, edutainment video games are taking Horalion's students to the next level, vaccinations are mandatory, and Horalion watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Horalion's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Horalion is ranked 17,081^st in the world and 19^th in Union of Christian Nations for Safest, scoring 115.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.