The Oligarchy of Hoyidaw is a massive, safe nation, ruled by council with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 1.522 billion Hoyidans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoy. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Hoyidan economy, worth 111 trillion Gold hoyis a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,290 Gold hoyis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Gold hoyis are spent to take high-quality photos of the Hawk Nebula, unpopular scientists are shunned by name, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, and almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hoyidaw's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hoyidaw is ranked 17,970^th in the world and 46^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 114.77 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.