The People's Republic of Huazhi is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 649 million Huazhians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chang'an. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Huazhian economy, worth 35.3 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 54,379 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, and foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huazhi's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Huazhi is ranked 34,998^th in the world and 238^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 828.43 on the Clooney Contribution Index.