The Imperial Tribal Confederacy of Hyrcanian-Khanates is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Darkhan-Empress Anastasia Regalia VII with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.425 billion Hyrcani are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyrcania Prime. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hyrcani economy, worth 221 trillion Hyrcanian Rajajis a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,527 Hyrcanian Rajajis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, out-of-work basketball players loom over the unemployment line, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, and tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyrcanian-Khanates's national animal is the Hyrcanian Death Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hyrcanian Shamanism.

Hyrcanian-Khanates is ranked 28,312^th in the world and 12^th in The Local Cluster for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 956.24 on the Clooney Contribution Index.