The Democratic Republic of IDKLOL4 is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 373 million IDKLOL4ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 27.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong IDKLOL4ian economy, worth 27.7 trillion bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,194 bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, and children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IDKLOL4's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

IDKLOL4 is ranked 235,259^th in the world and 558^th in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 373 million capita.