Population | 10.581 billion |
Capital | Hibernia |
Leader | Árd Rí Ó Canannáin |
Faith | State Atheism |
Currency | Valera |
Animal | Great Irish Elk |
The Impireach Cheilteach of Ierna is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Árd Rí Ó Canannáin with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.581 billion Iernans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hibernia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Iernan economy, worth a remarkable 2,350 trillion Valeras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,124 Valeras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet, hell is not always other people, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ierna's national animal is the Great Irish Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.
Ierna is ranked 2,139th in the world and 1st in New Western Atlantic for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,790.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ierna voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Following new legislation in Ierna, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Ierna, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
- : Following new legislation in Ierna, hell is not always other people.
- : Following new legislation in Ierna, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet.
- : Ierna endorsed The Holy Empire of Dukna.
- : Ierna was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Dukna.
- : Following new legislation in Ierna, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Ierna.
- : Following new legislation in Ierna, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.
- : Ierna voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".