The Free Commune of Iklenskia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Luke Dreemurr with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.276 billion Iklenskians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Iklens. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Iklenskian economy, worth 148 trillion Chromas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 65,427 Chromas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', interest in globalism never flags, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iklenskia's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Human decency.

Iklenskia is ranked 50,061^st in the world and 3,037^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.16 law-abiding acts per hour.