The Republic of Ilahlekile is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ukuhola with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.008 billion Ilahlekiles enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Surinapion. The average income tax rate is 37.0%.

The thriving Ilahlekilean economy, worth 73.7 trillion Imalis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,098 Imalis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, the Ilahlekilean delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ilahlekile's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ilahlekile is ranked 249,465^th in the world and 5,755^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.