The Republic of Indiaxxx is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 240 million Indians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 55.2%.

The powerhouse Indian economy, worth 19.3 trillion Indian Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,478 Indian Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The tax department is having withdrawal symptoms, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indiaxxx's national animal is the Royal Bengal Tiger.

Indiaxxx is ranked 31,670^th in the world and 31^st in Africa for Highest Food Quality, scoring 60.69 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.