The United Federation of Insland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by BlackJack482 with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.734 billion Inaeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aroin. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inaean economy, worth 421 trillion mayrs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,230 mayrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, and the government runs a surplus by selling its citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Insland's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neovalentianism.

Insland is ranked 9,903^rd in the world and 14^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,830.27 on the Clooney Contribution Index.