Population | 5.117 billion |
Capital | Ulyssia |
Leader | Santa Claus |
Currency | Candy Cane |
Animal | Wombat Cow |
The Christmas of Integrim is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.117 billion Integrimians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ulyssia. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Integrimian economy, worth 715 trillion Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 139,904 Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Integrim's national animal is the Wombat Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Integrim is ranked 143,137th in the world and 2,696th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 190.534426669 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Integrim, extreme political groups are outlawed.
- : Integrim was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in Integrim, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in Integrim, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
- : Following new legislation in Integrim, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
- : Following new legislation in Integrim, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
- : Following new legislation in Integrim, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party.
- : Following new legislation in Integrim, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Integrim's radio stations.
- : Following new legislation in Integrim, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
- : Following new legislation in Integrim, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.