The Armed Republic of Irisqip is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Patriot Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.009 billion Irisqiptars enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaghma. The average income tax rate is 64.4%.

The all-consuming Irisqipian economy, worth 94.3 trillion Voghs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 93,505 Voghs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, corporate lobbying has been outlawed, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Irisqip's national animal is the Springeye Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Irisqip is ranked 81,561^st in the world and 10^th in Aura for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.32 law-abiding acts per hour.