The Confederacy of Islanalcatatuffles is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.107 billion Islanalcatatufflesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Entropy. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islanalcatatufflesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,009 trillion Promethiums a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,996 Promethiums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime is totally unknown. Islanalcatatuffles's national animal is the Entropy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Science.

Islanalcatatuffles is ranked 267,418^th in the world and 809^th in NationStates for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,291.76 Standard Monetary Units.