The Holy Empire of Itheyeodal is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Constantine Itheyodal with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 13.835 billion Itheyeodalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Itheyeodalian economy, worth 749 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,138 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itheyeodal's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ithetian.

Itheyeodal is ranked 40,301^st in the world and 63^rd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Safest, scoring 105.53 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.