Population | 3.388 billion |
Capital | Junk Town |
Leader | Junkerbert |
Faith | Trashanitu |
Currency | BOOTLE COPS |
Animal | Panther |
The United States of JUNKFART is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Junkerbert with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, rampant corporate plagiarism, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.388 billion JUNKFARTIANS are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Junk Town. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The JUNKFARTian economy, worth 205 trillion BOOTLE COPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 60,782 BOOTLE COPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, and Junkerbert is the self-declared God of all JUNKFART. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JUNKFART's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Trashanitu.
JUNKFART is ranked 245,204th in the world and 2nd in Nuclear Company for Most Stationary, with 20.07923714928 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : JUNKFART's influence in Nuclear Company rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
- : JUNKFART's influence in Nuclear Company rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
- : JUNKFART's influence in Nuclear Company rose from "Zero" to "Powerbroker".
- : JUNKFART relocated from Balder to Nuclear Company.
- : JUNKFART's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : JUNKFART's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : JUNKFART was refounded in Balder.
- : JUNKFART ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : JUNKFART's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : JUNKFART's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".