The Republic of Jacquerie is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by JackTheRippah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.385 billion Jacquerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carthatos. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jacqueriean economy, worth 215 trillion Jacquerian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 155,657 Jacquerian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown. Jacquerie's national animal is the Pterodactyl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jacquerie is ranked 8,143^rd in the world and 11^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,065.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.