The United States of Jadonica is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 236 million Jadonicans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 42.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jadonican economy, worth 20.6 trillion Jadonicons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,427 Jadonicons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and lawmakers frequent the same speakeasies that they've publicly sworn to shut down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jadonica's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jadonica is ranked 46,995^th in the world and 65^th in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 653.15 on the Clooney Contribution Index.