The Confederacy of Jakazania is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Harry Baren with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.338 billion Jakazanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Berin. The average income tax rate is 55.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Jakazanian economy, worth 76.8 trillion RILS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,413 RILS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, unemployment rates have skyrocketed as businesses abandon the country in search of cheap labour, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jakazania's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jakazania is ranked 12,442^nd in the world and 28^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 118.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.