The Federal Republic of Janearta is a huge, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 294 million Janeartans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Januria. The average income tax rate is 53.8%.

The thriving Janeartan economy, worth 16.2 trillion Janearta-marks a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,211 Janearta-marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, Janearta has designated Januria as its capital city, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janearta's national animal is the Federeagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Janearta is ranked 93,551^st in the world and 41^st in Audinesca for Highest Food Quality, scoring 24.33 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.